A #PitchWars Inbox Breakdown Part III: Beating An Undead Horse

It's Pitch Wars eve! Soon 112 (ish) writers will be cheering. Sadly, that means 3344 will be summoning demons to exact vengeance upon the mentors who couldn't choose them. For the former, congrats! For the latter, remember the salt circle. That's the key to a good summoning. Also, that choice of couldn't above was deliberate. … Continue reading A #PitchWars Inbox Breakdown Part III: Beating An Undead Horse

A #PitchWars Inbox Breakdown: Thoughts and Infinite Screaming

The Pitch Wars submission window has come and gone! Now, two things occur: Hopefuls attempt to summon requests through sheer force of will, and mentors read. Forever. (Seriously, so much reading. SO MUCH!) 3456 writers lobbed their words into the void. Of those, 1402 are adult. Of those, 267 sent their word-babies to Laura and … Continue reading A #PitchWars Inbox Breakdown: Thoughts and Infinite Screaming

What To Expect When You’re Expecting (To Enter #PitchWars)

  Hey, folks. I bet you’re here because you’re trawling the depths of the internet for any scraps of advice about Pitch Wars. Good news! You’ve hit rock bottom (and possibly found some nuggets of wisdom. Or maybe that’s an ancient Hyperborean toilet). If you don’t know what Pitch Wars is, I’ve gotta wonder why … Continue reading What To Expect When You’re Expecting (To Enter #PitchWars)